• Rusty Rooster Fabrication & Design Physical product "Beware of the Wife, Not the Dog" Metal Sign C95
  • Rusty Rooster Fabrication & Design Physical product warning sign wife not the dog C95
  • Rusty Rooster Fabrication & Design Physical product warning sign wife not the dog C95
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Rusty Rooster Fabrication & Design

"Beware of the Wife, Not the Dog" Metal Sign C95

"Beware of the Wife, Not the Dog" Metal Sign C95

$59.99 USD
$59.99 USD
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Why buy from us

  • Made in the USA (16‑gauge steel)
  • Powder coated for indoor/outdoor durability
  • Most personalized orders ship in 24 hours

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🎁 Buy 2 or more signs, save 15% automatically. Add any two items to your cart and the discount applies at checkout — no code needed.
🚚 Order today — ships tomorrow. Most orders out within 24 hours. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5-Star Rated · Handcrafted in Oklahoma since 2008

Add a touch of humor and charm to your home with our "Beware of the Wife, Not the Dog" sign. This cleverly designed metal sign is perfect for dog lovers and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this sign carries a humorous message that's sure to bring smiles and laughter to your guests and visitors. Hang it in your living room, kitchen, or even your backyard to let everyone know that it's the wife who should be approached with caution!

Made from high-quality metal, this sign is built to withstand various weather conditions, making it suitable for both indoor and outdoor use. The vivid colors and witty design make it an eye-catching addition to your decor.

Whether you're looking to add a dash of humor to your own space or searching for a delightful gift for a friend or family member, our "Beware of the Wife, Not the Dog" sign is a fantastic choice. Order yours today and bring a smile to your home with this lighthearted and amusing sign.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Most orders ship within 24 hours. Standard personalized orders (adding a name or text to an existing design) ship within 24 hours — no proof needed. Fully custom designs (original artwork from scratch) take approximately 3 days to draw before production begins.

Add your personalization details in the text box at checkout. For standard personalized orders we get straight to production — no proof needed. For fully custom designs (original artwork from scratch), we'll draw your design and send a proof for approval within 3 days.

Each sign includes pre-drilled mounting holes. Simply use screws or nails appropriate for your wall type. For outdoor installations, we recommend stainless steel hardware.

Yes! All our signs are made from 16-gauge steel and finished with durable powder coating designed to withstand outdoor elements for years.