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Wear your childhood survival story with pride with this Wooden Spoon Survivor metal sign. The nostalgic joke makes a lively conversation piece for kitchens, family rooms, garages, and anywhere the family gathers.
Why You’ll Love It
Funny nostalgic wording
Durable metal construction
Five sizes from 12 to 36 inches
Black, Rust Patina, or Raw Steel options
Made to order
Perfect For
Kitchens, family rooms, man caves, garages, sibling gifts, birthdays, and lighthearted family reunions.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available? Choose 12, 18, 24, 30, or 36 inches.
Which finishes are available? Select Black, Rust Patina, or Raw Steel.
Does it make a good gift? Yes. It is especially fitting for siblings and anyone who enjoys nostalgic family humor.
Most standard personalized orders (adding a name or text to an existing design) ship within 1–3 business days. Fully custom designs (original artwork from scratch) take approximately 3 days to draw before production begins.
Add your personalization details in the text box on the product page before adding the item to your cart. For standard personalized orders we get straight to production — no proof needed. For fully custom designs (original artwork from scratch), we'll draw your design and send a proof for approval before production.
Each sign includes pre-drilled mounting holes. Simply use screws or nails appropriate for your wall type. For outdoor installations, we recommend stainless steel hardware.
Yes! All our signs are made from 16-gauge steel and finished with durable powder coating designed to withstand outdoor elements for years.
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Kassie Jensen
Everything was exactly as I hoped, thank you!
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Dr. David Dunbar
Ben was great in helping me get the exact item that I wanted: A black metal sign for my secret-door bookcase. Communication was fast and helpful, and my purchase arrived swiftly. Thank you, Rusty Rooster! - David
Rusty Rooster Metal
Kelly Maynard
Outstanding quality! Must say exceeded our expectations!
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Great product. It's sturdy and the rust patina is a great color. Matched well with our scheme. Pricing is reasonable and the shipping is quick with no hassles. Looking for yard art or signs of sorts, this is the place, good quality work, reasonable pricing and such a variety of designs available, they even do custom. Great company to do business with along with supporting a Mom and Pops type establishment.